officialcrow:

this the realest post on this whole shit

officialcrow:

this the realest post on this whole shit

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dearlyndsayy:

I just want to kiss you

or hold your hand

or be in your arms

or fall asleep together

or get drunk

or shower together

or go to the aquarium

or go on ice cream dates

or go to the beach for sunset

or take cute pictures together

or kiss you

or kiss you

or kiss you

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

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gottaspendapenny:

Happy Captain Swan Sunday! 

Episode 4x04 “The Apprentice” 

I think I’m more excited about Captain Swan’s first date than I ever was for my own, ahahaha… ;) 

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rainicorn-farts:

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

ludfin:

batsbatsbats

I SCREAMED IM SO HAPPY

BAAAAATSSSSSS

We had a bat in a cabin we rented. Funniest ever watching my dad try to get it to go outside

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Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
Kait Rokowski (via girlchoking)

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stayonyoursideofthefence:

wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

cat tea is my favorite

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